QCC Overturns Obscenity Ruling
Commission Fails to See What the
#$*%&#& Problem Is.
By: Michelle Stevens
During a normal production of the Quack
City Music Awards, the spectacle is usually on what the nominees are wearing,
and rarely on what anyone has to say.
That
changed last spring, when U2 frontman Bono took the stage to accept an award for
"Best Humanitarian Trip to Sub-Saharan Africa." His acceptance speech was broadcast
locally on WQAK.
QCC Chairman Michael Powell argues his case
with 7 words you can now say on TV. |
"This
is #$(*@& awesome" the Irish rocker proclaimed, prompting immediate calls for
action from concerned viewers to the Quack City Communications Commission (QCC).
After nearly a year of investigating, a surprise ruling from the QCC:
The
remark was not obscene.
"I don't know what
everyone's #$(*@& problem is" says QCC chairman Bob Carlin, son of entertainer
George Carlin.
"Y'all just need to get off
my **#&@." He added. "So what if he said #$(*@&. I say #$(*@& all the time. So
#$(*@& anyone who doesn't like it."
Local
parenting groups lament the ruling. "It's just so irresponsible for Carlin to
let this go out on the airwaves for impressionable young children to hear. What
is our city coming to?" says Tina Sarandon, chair of the Quack City Parents for
the Protection of our Children Lest they Become Godless Heathens Living on the
Streets Playing Guitar While the Parents are Left With the Bills from 9 Semesters
at Brown. (QCPPCLBGHLSPGWPLWB9S@B).
"I hope
Mr. Bob Carlinl has kids that grow up to be completely amoral psychotics." Sarandon
adds.
"What a stupid #$(*@& that guy is."
